I have never been the guy who was really in shape. I had some times when I was really skinny, and a few times when I might have seen a little muscle mass, very little. Today I present my case that I am now expiring.
I looked online in a few places and found that the average white male is expected to live to his 70's. I looked at the expectancy of a white male from my birth year and it was 69. So I think mathamatically my theory is sound.
Some of you are no good with math, but prefer biology. Here are some facts. My hands are wrinkled, I have enough back hair to weave a small handtowl and I just bought a pair of pants and had to move up to size 36 to wear them loose like I like. If I stand up straight and look down, I can't see my feet anymore. Worse yet, my wife told me I was going bald this year. Of course she said it while laughing. Unfortunatly, my hair line is rising faster than the global warming seas, help me Al Gore!
If you prefer poli-sci. I don't like any of the canidates. I think they are all full of it. I am cynical of their false promises of better tomorrows and their unwillingness to pledge any real change or trually face our true issues. (education, health care, and a debt that I don't understand how we can ever repay. If we were a corporation, China might have the ability to have a hostile takeover.)
Sports fans. I get winded in the first game of basketball when I play. I hurt my knees last year in basketball and broke my foot and Shaq is younger than me and people think he should retire.
Lawyer's- most contracts for cars expire at 35 thousand miles, if you equate that to years, I am about there.
Doctor's- I am soft in the middle, eat more ice cream than is healthy, and the only bike I ride is a Vespa.
Psycologists- I do more "remembering when" then I do "dreaming".
Mormons- I am a High Priest.
Marketing and pollsters: this is my last year in the coveted 35 and under group.
So you get my point, I am peaking, plateuing, I am John Travolta during the 80's, pre-Pulp Fiction.
The good news is I can still stay up till midnight, I just need a nap the next day!